can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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