i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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