You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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