The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
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