Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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