She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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