She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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