So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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