Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
Do plants get herpes?
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