just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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