i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
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