these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
I AM VODKA MAN
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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