Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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