dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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