They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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