i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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