what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
Randomize
