You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
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