Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I stole all of the toasting champagne and did an interpretive dance to "wind beneath my wings". I am literally everything you're not supposed to do at weddings.
But your showmanship is impeccable.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Randomize