OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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