So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
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