We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
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