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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
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