You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
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