I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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