She's JV to your varsity
We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
my mouth tastes like poor choices
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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