i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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