dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
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