Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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