That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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