Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
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