Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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