Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
I woke up under a house in Key West
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