I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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