But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
i just sent this text using only my big toe
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
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