Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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