Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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