best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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