I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
I came so hard my ears popped.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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