you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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