i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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