You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
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