i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
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