Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Randomize
