yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
