I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
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