who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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