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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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