just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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