i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
Strip clubs it is bday boy. One condition. I am in full custody of your ID. I plan on being in no condition to coordinate rescue operations and we need to keep casualties to a minimum. You cannot be trusted.
Alright goddamnit. Can I bring my pirate hat?
I insist.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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