so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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