doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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