I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
This house was built for laser tag.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
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