I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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