doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
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