My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
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