are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
i now understand why vodka
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